Graham, honestly this was some of the least of my worries given the rest of the swirling cesspit of humanity attempting to seduce the women of the internet. Honestly. Truly, god has deserted us...
Why are you taking dance lessons? I seem to remember that you used to teach dance. Didn't realise my first great nephew's entry into this world was so difficult. Your sister and cousins haven't fared much better. I'm limping around on a walking stick, so I'm not exactly "banging around" myself!
I'm embarrassed that someone would write that on a profile. Enjoy the dance classes, best of luck to your ankles.
Graham, honestly this was some of the least of my worries given the rest of the swirling cesspit of humanity attempting to seduce the women of the internet. Honestly. Truly, god has deserted us...
Why are you taking dance lessons? I seem to remember that you used to teach dance. Didn't realise my first great nephew's entry into this world was so difficult. Your sister and cousins haven't fared much better. I'm limping around on a walking stick, so I'm not exactly "banging around" myself!
I did used to teach, you're right! (Although... not like this tho😂). Been a while and I'm a little rusty unfortunately...
Not sure I want my metatarsals pierced by stiletto heels. I even worry about it in town and on the bus!
Brilliant.. I actually laughed out loud all on my own!
Haha, ah good! Thank you Sue x